Here's me, thanking God that I didn't end up like this poor shmuck. I replaced his name just because I feel sorry for him... Lovestruck Yank Walks to Manitoba, Gets Frostbite This is even worse than the "Americans show up at the border with skis on the roof...in July" story. (Though Canadian author Will Ferguson insists that the skis story is fiction, certain Canadians of my acquaintance claim first-hand knowledge of similar instances...as a border-straddler, I'm staying out of this one.) The worst part is that he only made it 7 kilometres, which is less than 4.5 miles. That's LA for you. They don't do snow and they don't do walking. Of course, the real absurdity lies in the fact that he tried walking into Manitoba in the first place. He could easily have loaded up a boat full of cigarettes and crossed the St. Lawrence right into Quebec. Speaking of borders, a note regarding international diplomacy... Prime Minister Paul Martin has just indicated that Canada will not be participating in the U.S. missile defence shield, a.k.a. Star Wars. The move has Washington scratching its head. Says outgoing U.S. Ambassador Paul Cellucci, "We don't get it." As a Yank living in Canada, I have to agree. The Bush administration doesn't get it. They can't understand why Canucks object to armed missiles flying about over the country, or why Canada would want to avoid association with a project that has "boondoggle" written all over it. Not that their confusion is a surprise. I cannot imagine a president less likely to understand Canada than George W. Bush. I doubt that he'll ever understand this country. I doubt that he's even trying. |