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Quit Cold Chicken
March 24, 2005 - 6:20 p.m.

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I just went to McDonald's for some fries. Canadian fries are still cooked in animal fat, rather than vegetable oil. Healthy? No. Tasty? You bet.

As I waited for my "food" the guy in front of me got his. The bag was offered, but he didn't take it.

Guy: Those chicken strips have been sitting around for a while, haven't they?

McWorker: Well...yes.

Guy: Yeah, I don't want those. Make some fresh.

McWorker: Um...O.K.

Guy: (rolling eyes) It's been there since I ordered.

Yes. The chicken strips have been sitting there for a while, sir. Welcome to McDonald's. What did you expect?

It was with shame that I noticed he was wearing a University of Wisconsin jacket. An American. A Wisconsinite. Sigh.

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